Bernie Mac's Free Day Care. That's why I'm opening up a day care center. When I retire from comedy, I'm opening up to you that I'm trustworthy. I will fuck your kid up. You ain't got to fill out no application, the first three months free. You don't need no hidden videos around the house to see what the fuck is going on. 'Cause when you come to pic
People stop and enjoy life; He was an example of controls when you leave Earth, no color, age, money. Okay, Mr. Henderson, I'm gonna need you to stand up, face the window, and bend over the table. I don't like nobody behind me like that, huh? I'm telling you, I just don't like nobody playing with my penny. I'll be very gentle, be in and out before
let's not forget this classic 😂💀 We can't forget this Bernie Mac Classic @BERNIE_MAC888 I had a dream. I had a dream, man, that I was in a... I passed and went to heaven. You know, and I was with a Mexican guy and a white guy. And I said, 'Man, I want to go to heaven.' He said, 'God right down the road.' I said, 'How far?' He said, 'Just a half a m
Black women always got to say the last word. White women won't do that. White women, y'all won't do that. Let's discuss it, stop it. Don't talk to me like that. Black women always got to sing that last word out to you. Bust your motherfucking head, then a motherfucker. Am I lying? Am I lying? When you arguing, don't they sing the last word? You ain
Bernie Mac - I ain't discussin' sh*t with no got d*mn kid. 😂😂😂 Let's discuss. I ain't discussin' sh*t with no goddamn kid. My little niece, man, little kid, motherfucker, I, let me tell you something. My niece told me the other day, she got mad, talking about, 'I ain't gonna eat. I'm gonna starve to death.' Who give a fuck? I hope you don't eat, I
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